4-year-old logic.

So Henry and I were reading "Peter Pan" for bedtime and our conversation goes like this:

Henry: "Mom, why does Captain Hook have a hook and not a hand?"

Me: "I think a crocodile bit-off his hand, so now he has a hook instead."

after a long pause....
Henry says, "Did he used to be called 'Captain Hand'?"

I started laughing: "Uh, I don't know Henry... but that makes sense."

And then Henry realized he made a funny... now we both crack-up just walking around the house saying "Captain Hand".